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condo! condo! condo!

by simpleton

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I met her in a club down in Old San Juan Where they drink the champagne of beers and shoot Coca-Cola C-O-L-A, cola She walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola, L-O-L-A, Lola. Well I’m not the world’s most physical guy But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine Oh my Lola, L-O-L-A, Lola Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand Why she walked like a woma and talked like a man Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola Well we drank champagne and danced all night Under electric candlelight She picked me up and sat me on her knee And said dear boy won't you come home with me Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola La-la-la-la Lola I pushed her away I walked to the door I fell to the floor I got down on my knees Then I looked at her and she at me Well that's the way that I want it to stay And I always want it to be that way for my Lola La-la-la-la Lola Girls will be boys and boys will be girls It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola La-la-la-la Lola Well I left home just a week before And I'd never ever kissed a woman before But Lola smiled and took me by the hand And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man Well I'm not the world' most masculine man But I know what I am and yes I'm a man And so is Lola
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iMight 01:18
Those ramen noodle beats All heat in 30 seconds Check the record, register, log For Mr. Smith, I suggest it Best ya change yo state of mind Like you do a channel Bacchanal beat Bacharach Be it Bert, Ernie, or Z the Expat Takin, reelin it, givin it life Like’ a fern spore Unfurlin it, From the asphalt floor Lonely, the only one Caught the sun I aint no kin to a Nixon, Or a fucking Hamilton It won the battle it’ll lose the war It won the battle it’ll lose the war It won the battle it’ll lose the war It won the battle it’ll lose the war
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Blue! Sytrofoam cup. Crushed to a pulp Is my gutter trash punk You Fool! Arrogant fuck Felt for a lump but instead found yer tongue You too! Plump and pre-nup Tell me muthafucka What you think of this junk Cartoon! Tell me it’s enough Blow out yo candle Without even a puff (fuck) Loon! Crazy muthafuck Take yo silly anthems n Shove up straight up yo WHAT?! Blue! Pull it by the yolk Crushed to a pulp Is my gutter trash folk You Goon! Can’t make the cut Crushed to a pulp Is my gutter trash punk You Fool! Arrogant fuck Felt for a lump but instead found yer tongue You too! Plump and pre-nup Tell me muthafucka What you think of this drug? Cartoon!
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Meander Bop 01:48
Everybody get the fuck down! Everybody get the fuck down! Hit the – hit the highs Hit the – hit the lows
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Cinema is ecstatic truth Herzog mutters to Kinski Fuck off asshole! Klaus shouts back and Shit gets hinky In the diner where they sit With the hairy white sick Flourescent bulbs flicker. Babies, old bum tickers, And what? Gum-smackin’ Charm and tact-lackin Back in the kitchen, wishin Is the dishwasher whistling’ To the hissin FM Habla espanol We get back to the Germans Drunk and on a roll Hatchin’ murderous schemes On each others souls Thoroughly fuckin drunk And on a roll Blades at tracchea Gun to the head Act you sonofabitch Or yer fucking dead
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On a Train 01:58
The cough come back Verge of heart attack Ridin through the rails Believin tall tales Wave goes back n forth Red from south to north Next stop, doors open Jah come do yo worst I’m waitin’ Barely respiratin Chain suckin cough drops Got me speculatin What is this what I got? The Croop, the Flu it’s not Or Pink Oke-Dokes, waving root rot Bout the ill shit The sicker shit The sicker than my being Corrodin of my spirit My will that keeps me seein Corn meal for will Waiting til the real Situation hesitation Void of familiar feel Prognosticatin, I’m waitin Barely respiratin Chain suckin cough drops Got me speculatin Bout the rhymes and reasons Heretics n treasons Prosteletize my demise Every hour, every season My disease can’t compete Or compute, or unseat Await your annointance While I set up my defeat Defuse and deny Reject and comply Follow your emotions Let loose your war cry My meadow seems spread A dead dandelion Cryin in my milk the poison n the lyin my rucksack is fully packed with bombs of delight Missin Poms class has Got the blonde all uptight Wound up, Southport Sewage Maybe Lincoln Park Fiance-shoppin@Gurnee Mills Has got her spark She keep on primpin, Keep on pimpin Aerobic strip tease But won’t touch my shoulders And won’t touch my knees Corn meal for will Waitin’ for the real Situation hesitation Void of familiar feel Prognosticatin, I’m waitin Barely respiratin Chain suckin cough drops Got me speculatin
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Season Shift 02:20

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Waving goodbye to time.

Constant moving meant much music was not made -- mister, i missed my drums.

4936 N. Wolcott, 4553 N. Claremont, 2149 W. Leland, 2179 W. Leland, 4611 N. Spaulding

The spirit returned somewhere during these last two stops. Then I got Garageband.

Goodie.

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released May 1, 2006

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